It’s not that they cussed a lot–only Ozzy used a four-letter word. They were just spontaneously, utterly hilarious, like a four-part vaudeville act with British accents. Where was daughter Aimee, we asked. Sharon: “Aimee is 18 now… she didn’t want to be bunched in with all of us lunatics.” Jack: “I didn’t know we had that option.” Sharon: “You’re not 18.” Ozzy: “I’m over 18.” Within two minutes, the Osbournes had a roomful of jaded reporters howling like a hyperactive laugh track. They told the unbelievable story of complaining to their noisy neighbors about loud music. Jack: “I just made up something [like] ‘I have to get up early for school in the morning,’ even though I don’t go.” Do they find all their neighbors too loud? Sharon: “The best neighbor we’ve ever had is Pat Boone.” Pat Boone? “Seriously,” Sharon said. “We miss him terribly.” kelly: “We had Pat Boone on one side and Meat Loaf on the other.” More laughter. And another punch line. Ozzy: “It was sort of like a Satan sandwich.” Is it any wonder “The Osbournes” became so delicious?
